Not everything Lindsay Lohan worked on was horrendous.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on May 25, 2012 by nice shoes bitch

Yesterday was heart breaking, I Googled Rachel Cory and I had to actually scroll down the page before I was presented with a still from Another World . What the hell? I don’t know if I want to live in a world where Googling Soap Stars from a cancelled series leads you to Linkedin profile photos instead of images of Another World sweatshirts and fan apparel.  I realize this soap went off the air almost 15 years ago but kids today need to know about these things!!

Hello new Halloween Costume Idea!

 

I just can’t understand why I’m a little fat??

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on May 23, 2012 by nice shoes bitch

Ah work from home Wednesday! Also know as the day I sit around eating cured meats and cheese on the deck while checking my email and waiting for my fancy dinner to cook! Tonight’s dinner is pulled pork, I haven’t decided how to serve it yet, I’m leaning towards pulled pork tacos with grilled pineapple and corn salsa. Other amazing pulled pork items include,Nachos,Pontine, Pizza, Sandwiches and Burritos.

Featured above is the giant plate of Pulled Pork Nachos from Carboncitos in Playa Del Carmen which I had to opportunity to devour twice  this past Winter.

 

 

Aimed at you we’re the cowboys from hell

Posted in Uncategorized on May 22, 2012 by nice shoes bitch

If there’s one sandwich I’m on the fence over, its egg salad. On one hand I love egg salad but it goes into a grey area for me. I’m delighted to go to a party and discover someone has brought a tray of egg salad sandwiches pending that I’ve been to their home and they keep the kitchen clean. But biting into this sandwich to discover someone has buttered the bread is the biggest let down in the world and I have to hold off from throwing up in my mouth in front of people. I think it’s time people everywhere agree to just stop putting butter on sandwiches.

For the longest time I was ashamed to admit to liking cucumber sandwiches. Mainly because they’re associated with people who refuse to own televisions. But I can’t hide it anymore. I love these tasty little fuckers

Finally some pics of the new place.

Posted in Uncategorized on May 21, 2012 by nice shoes bitch

Sorry for taking forever to get these up! Our next big project will be gutting our bathroom out. As someone who has peed in a shower on more than one occasion I get a little weirded out when bathing in a tub that has been used by someone other than me.

First caesar of the season on the deck!

Red enjoying the sunshine.

The hallway, after removing four layers of paper only to put up more paper.

Kitchen/Dinning Area.

Our Bedroom

Cold Day in the Sun.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on May 17, 2012 by nice shoes bitch

It’s Thursday, my last day of work for before a four-day weekend, the Teen Mom Season 3 Trailer was released yesterday, I’m meeting friends for dinner tonight and best of all that cocksucker of a hallway in my home is almost finished!

Saturday is our house warming party so that means I get to spend tomorrow making potato salad and chili. As much as I love these two dishes if there are  two things I can’t stand the sound of stirring, its potato salad and cold chili. I seriously have to hold off from throwing up in my mouth.

Don’t worry everyone, as part of my insane germaphobe-ness I will clean the kitchen down completely with a Hertel before I start cooking and with household ammonia once I’m finished. Because if there is one thing that I won’t put near my fucking lips, its potato salad made in a filthy house!

Somebody call my Mama…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on May 16, 2012 by nice shoes bitch

I was really into WWE’s Daniel Bryan for a little while, I thought he had potential. I even nicknamed him Rory Thorburn because he reminded me of the kind of person to live in Thorburn Nova Scotia. He was just always really excited to be there. But now I’m leaning towards Brodus Clay- Funkasaurus for my new favorite wrestler. I love his skanky dancers, his theme song, the fact that he’s a 400 pound man who wears a track suit and doesn’t actually wrestle doesn’t even bother me!

 

Lost in the Metal Magic

Posted in Uncategorized on May 15, 2012 by nice shoes bitch

Some sad news for the Cast of Swamp People. Mitchell Guist one of the two old guys with a beard who sometimes caught gators and then other times just hunted squirles for an entire episode has passed away due to a siezure while out on his boat.

Mitchell was one of my favroites on the show. Everytime we watched an episode that featured him I would wonder what his beard smelled like. I’m going to miss wondering that.

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